Sunday, April 29, 2012

A Random Thought

Eric Walker           

           Before you get your undies in a bundle, I’m not about to go out and hang myself or pop pills like my boy Heath(R.I.P. dog, watched The Dark Knight the other day and you killed it). I’m just giving my thoughts on some stuff I’ve been thinking about lately. I am enjoying being a handsome, smart, funny, and athletically gifted 23 year old bum even though I have taken every important decision in my life and pooped on it. With that being said, fuck it. You only live once so get busy livin, or get busy dyin(this is like the 7th reference I have made to The Shawshank Redemption, so take the hint and watch it 2 or 27 times).
           Recently I have, for some reason, been thinking about what I am going to accomplish during my life and I came to the realization that it just doesn’t matter. Not one thing that I do in my life will be remembered, revered, or talked about after I die. It just makes me wonder why the common man even gets out of bed each day. I’m going to graduate from Globe University(oh shit, look out Harvard) with an Associate’s Degree in Accounting, get some bum ass job and eventually say those two dumb ass words, I do(with my best men by my side). What in that picture is worth remembering?  
           Think about a generation and the people you remember from it. Presidents, athletes, and actors are probably the main people that everybody comes up with. Outside of that, who really gives a fuck anyways so why try when you are going to die and everything that you have accomplished will be irrelevant?  I can’t find a reason so I am going to float through life like Forrest Gump and see where this shit takes me(hopefully courtside to a Laker game before The Black Mamba retires). Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the shit out of life, I’m just pointing out that nothing we do matters and you know what? Who cares? I’m stuck here for 70+ years or whatever, might as well tear it up. Humans only objective in life is to reproduce and keep our species alive so I’m going to do my part and knock up Jessica Alba, Natalie Gulbis, Meagan Good, Carrie Underwood, Scarlett Johannson, and like 6 others that I can’t think of right now.
           I feel like I had more rolling around in my head but there is NBA(quick note, I think Vinny Del Negro looks like John Cusack) action on so anyways, The Lounge Chair Legends will be returning to a neighborhood near you real soon. My co-creator(Jigga Joe Haines) will be back fully this summer and the antics and clever pop culture references will be making you laugh or scratch your head. The goal is to put out more material for our 7 readers so spread the word so we can get famous already and start doing lines of coke off stripper’s ass cracks.

Eric Walker
The Lounge Chair Legends

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