Tuesday, October 18, 2016
Hard Knocks: Week 6 Recap
The only team collapsing faster than the Green Bay Packers appears to be YO TEAM IS BOOTY!!!! Back to back losses to inferior opponents has Coach Walker's team reeling and with key players on a bye in week 7, the slide may continue. Big changes are needed to save this once promising season and antagonizing the whole team is not the place to start.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU BIG BEN! You throw 9 TDs is 2 games then you drop that dud on me when I needed you most? I knew I should have started Cam and you know what? I'm glad your shitty knee is hurt because now I don't have to make a decision on who to start. Get those lame ass crutches out of here and don't come back until you're not trash! Anybody else want some? CHRIST! I've had drunken one stands less embarrassing than all you empty pair of cleats. You make me want to put my head through a goddamn concrete wall!"
There have been some memorable meltdowns in post game press conference history but none as tearful as Coach Walker's today.
"This game just never goes the way it's supposed to. I have a great group of guys in that locker room that deserve to win every week but some bullshit always seems to get in the way. It's like we take 1 step forward and 2 steps back. I'm trying my goddamn hardest to take these guys to the promised land and all I want for them is greatness. I can't take another year of coming up short. It's not about me anymore, it's about them."
The complete 180 Coach Walker showed during the press conference is likely an attempt to reconcile with his team but his recent locker room tirade may have cut too deep. A week 7 showdown with HainesHumpsHeifers will tell the story.