Friday, November 18, 2016

Hard Knocks: Week 10 Recap

Win by 50 here, lose by 80 there. The last 2 weeks have been the epitome of Coach Walker's career since winning back to back championships in 2009 and 2010. At this point in the season, YO TEAM IS BOOTY!!!! will need to channel it's inner Conor McGregor to step up and finish in the top 6.

"I'm not even mad guys. Sometimes you just get your ass handed to you. We need to take this feeling of absolute humiliation and bury it deep inside ourselves until we can't handle it anymore. Or better yet, we can all just use it to take shots at Todd Gurley for being an absolute bum on the field! Christ you are bad. I've seen guys in wheelchairs cut quicker than you. Get the fuck out of my locker room until you learn how to play football. If I had to give a game ball this week though, it goes to you Steve. You're always holding me down. Keep it up. Get home safe and be sure to check ESPN. I'm going to have some fun with these media shit birds."

"I don't understand it. I don't know where the lack of juice was. You kind of felt it over the entire sideline. We didn't have the same kind of enthusiasm and encouragement that we had the previous week. So we've got to look deep in the mirror there, because that's just not acceptable. Hahaha did you get that? I was crying like Karen Rodgers. And you want to know why I can trash a chump like Rodgers? Because the double champ does what the fuck he wants! Another pop culture reference for ya. I'm out!"

Every time Coach Walker speaks to the media, mayhem ensues. Fans can only hope YO TEAM IS BOOTY!!!! will cause some ON the field over the next 3 weeks or it's going to be another long off season. Week 11 brings a crucial match up with 8th place Muffin Yoface.

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