Saturday, December 3, 2016
Hard Knocks: Week 12 Recap
With a playoff spot on the line, YO TEAM IS BOOTY!!!! had a meltdown that would make Chernobyl jealous. Despite the 50 point massacre, BOOTY!!!! is still in position to join the seemingly elusive playoff club. A win and some help will be needed but they have life and in football, that's all that matters.
"MY GOD, Iv'e figured it out. Our kryptonite has to be lame ass opposing coaches because we keep losing to them. You shit birds had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted and instead of capturing it, you just let it slip. I'm so fucking disappointed right now I could give up on you guys but we somehow have life. It's a safe assumption that HainesHumpsHeifers is going to lose so all we have to do again is win. JUST ONE WIN. All I ask from you every week is one win and if you could deliver this week, I promise that I'll drop anywhere from 5-10 paychecks at the strip club to celebrate. YOU DESERVE THE PLAYOFFS! TAKE IT, IT'S YOURS!."
"I don't have much time for you hacks because I need to strategize about getting this last W and there's not much to say to begin with. We got murked by a clown ass coach and his clown ass team. The biggest game of my career lies ahead though. Even bigger than the back to back championship games I won in 2009 and 2010. I told the guys in the locker room it's another win and we're in situation. The only thing I can guarantee is that if we don't make the playoffs, some heads are going to roll."
All that can be said has been said and it's time to put up or shut up for YO TEAM IS BOOTY!!!! A loss will end BOOTY!!!!s season and could very well end Coach Walker's career. The stage is set, the lights are on, and history will be written one way or another in Week 13.